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May 2013 New Alliance 748
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PLEASE LETS HAVE SPARE ACCOUNTSWe need accounts people, This morning my wife said she wanted scrambled eggs So I punched her in the ovaries. I just killed a huge spider crawling along the floor with my shoe. I don't care how big a spider is, nobody steals my fucking shoe. I love this time of year. You can slam your laptop shut when your girlfriend walks into the room and you don't get any disgusted looks. Facebook should have a limit on the number of times people can change their relationship status. After five, it ought to default to "Unstable" I got so sick of the trick or treaters that I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Fuck the ships. My lighthouse, my rules. Gaddafi wasnt killed by the rebels No he wanted sleeping pills and he asked michael jackson's docter I caught a cold whilst waiting for my flight , I hope it's not a terminal illness A terrorist once tried to recruit me into becoming a suicide bomber. Told the lad id rather kill myself! Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly "I have something I must confess." "There's no need to." his wife replied. "No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!" "I know," she replied, "now just rest and let the poison work." Tonight I saved a woman from the shame of prostitution. I didn't pay her. I invited all my mates to a Bonfire night party but nobody has replied. On reflection starting with the line ''Fancy a beer and a bang'' might have been poor word choice. If you would like to add to this page mail slew cru or Invader |